ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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