We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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