i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
