A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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