Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
zippers are such a cool invention
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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