nut hugger
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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