How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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