i would punch a child for taco bell
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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