Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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