You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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