: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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