Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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