she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
apparently the secret to your success is patron
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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