Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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