we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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