She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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