Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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