I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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