you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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