just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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