oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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