dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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