That's when you crack a 10am beer
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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