I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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