why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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