ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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