I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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