Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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