i may or may not be watching the land before time
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I need to calm my uterus...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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