I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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