I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
she was so not down for the gang bang
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My breasts were aching with rage.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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