I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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