I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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