his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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