Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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