This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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