Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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