i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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