Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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