Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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