"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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