I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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