Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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