these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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