i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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