I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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