I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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