So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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