called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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