I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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