Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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