i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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