Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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