my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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