Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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