I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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