I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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