no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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