office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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