mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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