Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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